Ok... i know i have been kinda ditching this blog for a long long long long long long long long long (you got my point) time. So uh... for now nothing new happened same old stuff. Oh ya, the interesting thing that happened today was that our school forced us to sit through some boring grooming class. This so called class was suppose to help us:
1. Have good manners
2. Dress proprerly
3. Learn to address others in a more formal manner.
4. Respect others by showing good body language
4. Help enci stop falling asleep during the class.
Alright so the last one was made up but still, the class was still quite boring
though. Everyone talked alot and that image-consultant-person/instrusctor had to ask us to zip it like a million times. But hey i did some pretty 'constructive' stuff inside. The list follows:
1. Harrass the other ppl from the other classes.
2. Sabo others.
3. Annoy others.
4. Make fun of others.
5. Sleep.
(Guess the class didn't manage to achieve the 'help enci stop falling asleep' goal.)
Ok...that's all but i got a joke i got from wei yan.
Ok so the joke is that once, there was this guy who was a taxi driver or something and his fren told him that at night he wasn't suppose to pick up woman who are dreesed in white. But one night, while driving, he accidentally picked up a woman who was wearing white. He was drunk and didn't notice. So he was drving and driving and as he was reversing the car, he looked into the mirror thingy at the front trying to reverse the car properly and then, the woman wasn't there. He was so freaked out that he started driving hysterically and then lost control of the car and then he banged into a tree. Then, he saw a bloody hand portruding out of the backseat. He screamed and ran for his life.BUT! This is what really happened.
THE WOMAN WASN'T A GHOST!
You see this woman has an unsightly habit of picking her nose and when she felt like picking her nose, she was embarrased to let the taxi driver see so she bent down and crouched low behing the back seat so that the taxi driver can't see her picking her nose. So that bring us to the part whereby the taxi driver saw the woman 'dissapear' and then he freaked out right? Ok then he crashed into the tree. The woman's finger is in her nose was in her nostril, imagine that. Then afterwards when the car crashed, the impact was so great that the woman't finger so called dug deeper into the nostril than desired and so lots of blood came out. That explains the bloody finger + hand. The end.
Hahahahaha..you not laughing? Um...ok.
