Hi guys. You know, I am so happy cos yesterday, we did not need to go to school cause of the fact that we st margs ppl pee really hard into the toilet bowl and thus the school's water pipe broke and due to hygeine reasons blah blah blah... and thus we were given the day off from school. So happy till i peed in my pants. Didn't have to go CCA also.
Afterwards, i went to meet my aunt n everyone was looking at me thinking like i was playing truant cos it was school hours. Anyway, here's a joke you might have heard of:
Ok so once there was a bunch of guys who threw down 3 things: A pen, a book and a bomb. They threw all of these items down and then went down to see what they've done. They then came across a boy who was staring at a pen on the ground in amazement, he said, ' You know i wanted to write something but i forgot to bring a pen but then suddenly one dropped down! It's miracle!'
Then they went on and saw a boy crying. He told them, 'I was just walking along when a book hit me on the head.' Then after crying the boy laughed laughed cos apparently he went crazy because of the damage the book had done to his head. Lastly they saw another boy but this time he was laughing so hard that he started tearing. He told them,
" Oh heavens, i farted in the direction of my neighbours house and it blew up."
Hahahahaha....
